|Born||Edmonton, Alberta, Canada|
|Fights out of||Edmonton, Alberta, Canada|
|Occupation||High School Teacher|
|Entrance Music||"Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind|
Ricky Malone is a Canadian mixed martial artist from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. He currently competes as a middleweight in the Human Cockfighting League.
Formerly worked at the GUNK Horse glue factory as a teenager where he had a strong addiction to sniffing horse glue , which gave him the defect of a third nipple slightly above his left nipple.
He then attempted to rethink his life and decided to be an art teacher at high school to which kicked in his glue addiction to PVA glue instead , which like Morphine to Heroin is not as bad but still messes you up.
As has been reported, Malone is somewhat of a Canadian renaissance man, which I suppose is kind of like a normal renaissance man, so I'm not entirely sure why it was qualified with his nationality. He's currently a primary school teacher in Alberta, and has won the Teacher of the Year for all of Alberta in the past. He is reportedly classically trained in both guitar and mandolin. Just this year he completed his 16th ever marathon, which he refers to as "a hobby I picked up when I was bored one day".
But who gives a shit. That third nipple he's got. It's so weird looking. I mean, have you seen it?
|Professional record breakdown|
|8 matches||5 wins||3 losses|
|Gunner McCormick||HCL 54||July 31, 2016||Detroit, Michigan||Cont. Final|
|Win||5-3||Fernando Pasquale||KO (Uppercut)||HCL 51||May 1, 2016||2||2:31||Kamloops, British Columbia||Cont. Semi|
|Loss||4-3||"Slim" Lindley||TKO (Punches)||HCL 46||November 29, 2015||2||3:05||Tupelo, Mississippi||Cont. Final|
|Win||4-2||Anthony Rosario||TKO (Punches)||HCL 43||August 30, 2015||3||1:45||Window Rock, Arizona||Cont. Semi, FOTN|
|Loss||3-2||"Slim" Lindley||TKO (Punches)||HCL 36||December 21, 2014||3||3:01||Brooklyn, New York||FOTN|
|Win||3-1||Steve Bonaventure||KO (Superman punch)||HCL 32||August 3, 2014||3||3:34||Nutley, New Jersey|
|Win||2-1||Loren Noody||Decision (Unanimous)||HCL 28||February 23, 2014||3||5:00||Los Angeles, California|
|Win||1-1||"T-Skinny" Wallace||TKO (Punches)||HCL 20||May 12, 2013||3||2:08||Ventura, California|
|Loss||0-1||"Slim" Lindley||Decision (unanimous)||HCL 11||November 4, 2012||3||5:00||Lakehurst, New Jersey||MW First Round|