Shawn LaMacchia

Background
We weren't fucking around. We kept making all those weird threats. We were hoping you'd listen. But you didn't. Pirating HCL shows over and over and over, putting them up online. Go fuck yourself. You did it now. You gone and made a big mistake. Now you're locked into a 10-fight contract, you little schmuck. Enjoy getting your asshole carved out by some guy's fist, then fashioned into a kaleidoscope, with pieces of your cornea as the lens. We're done screwing about. You, my friend, are fucked.

MMA record

 * style="background: #ffcccc; text-align: center;"| Loss
 * align=center| 0-1
 * Phil Nasseri
 * Submission (Arm triangle)
 * HCL 53
 * June 26, 2016
 * align=center| 1
 * align=center| 3:15
 * 🇺🇸Hanford, California
 * 🇺🇸Hanford, California
 * }

