Bill Stinkwater

Background
Bill Stinkwater grew up in the toughest parts of Canada, without parents. Since he could remember, his only friends in life were the forrest animals, and the local denim shop owner, who felt pity for young Bill and would give him unused denim scraps; a viable commodity in Canada. He would toll, stitching elaborate denim clothing and tents and selling various denim trinkets on the side of the road from his prized posession, a Ford Torino he dubbed the "Stinkmobile", to make ends meet. Those ends being beer, jerkey and gas money. His life went on like this for many years, until one faitful day his gassy way of life changed.

While making his supply run of denim toilet paper, denim flavored water, denim beer, and denim, he ran into a young boy who was excaping a cult that killed his father many years earlier. With him was a map to the city of Toile, an ancient cilization that existed before Native Americans that were wiped out by their god when they invented polyester. The two hit it off well and searched for the lost city, which they amazingly found around an hour after their trek began. After defeating the cult and raising the ancient civilization once again, the two went their separate ways. What did not separate from Bill was his new love of adrenaline, which is why we see him now competing in the Human Cockfighting League.

MMA record

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 * Aaron Blue
 * HCL 55
 * August 28, 2016
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 * 🇺🇸 Denver, Colorado
 * Cont. Final
 * style="background: #ccffcc; text-align: center;"| Win
 * align=center| 4-2
 * Salvador Topanopoulos
 * Submission (Armbar)
 * HCL 52
 * May 29, 2016
 * align=center| 3
 * align=center| 1:47
 * 🇺🇸Enumclaw, Washington
 * Cont. Semi, SOTN
 * style="background: #ccffcc; text-align: center;"| Win
 * align=center| 3-2
 * Clem Donaldson
 * TKO (Punches)
 * HCL 47
 * December 27, 2015
 * align=center| 2
 * align=center| 3:03
 * 🇺🇸 Waco, Texas
 * style="background: #ffcccc; text-align: center;"| Loss
 * align=center| 2-2
 * Artemis Kroop
 * Submission (Arm triangle)
 * HCL 41
 * June 28, 2015
 * align=center| 2
 * align=center| 4:46
 * 🇨🇦Morin Heights, Quebec
 * style="background: #ccffcc; text-align: center;"| Win
 * align=center| 2-1
 * Xavier Zima
 * TKO (Punches)
 * HCL 36
 * December 21, 2014
 * align=center| 2
 * align=center| 0:56
 * 🇺🇸Brooklyn, New York
 * style="background: #ffcccc; text-align: center;"| Loss
 * align=center| 1-1
 * Alexander Thorax
 * TKO (Punches)
 * HCL 33
 * August 31, 2014
 * align=center| 3
 * align=center| 0:24
 * 🇺🇸Modesto, California
 * FOTN
 * style="background: #ccffcc; text-align: center;"| Win
 * align=center| 1-0
 * Delmar Perkins
 * TKO (Punches)
 * HCL 29
 * May 4, 2014
 * align=center| 3
 * align=center| 3:51
 * 🇺🇸Houston, Texas
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 * FOTN
 * style="background: #ccffcc; text-align: center;"| Win
 * align=center| 1-0
 * Delmar Perkins
 * TKO (Punches)
 * HCL 29
 * May 4, 2014
 * align=center| 3
 * align=center| 3:51
 * 🇺🇸Houston, Texas
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